Me: Hey it's ambience-web.co.uk!
You: Well...?
You: Anything here?
Me: Not really.
Me: There's the chat client thingy, that's pretty cool (although really buggy)
You: That's pretty useless tbh, is there actually anything at all on this site?
You: At all?
Me: You can access my ICT project website and my prototype school council website, although they're both godawful.
You: This isn't really much of a website. More a collection of really awful unrelated microsites with a pretty good looking chat client in the mix.
Me: Well I'm a busy guy! I've got far too much work going on at the moment to be bothered to finish my site! Once I decide I have the time, I'll design a site so incredible it'll blow your mind to smithereens. Then you'll be dead (for rather a long time, unless you believe in the traditional Catholic view of resurrection, in which case it'll be slightly less than (or equal to) eternity).
You: Yeah, right...
Me: ...

A picture of some people being shown the mockup of the new site design

Here's what this guy says to anyone who doesn't believe me

Fucking emos. All up in this motherfucker.

Check out the mixed-culture keyboard. Apologies for the blur.